The Professional

The Professional is immortal, unless he goes broke, in which case, he dies. If he takes a job, he dies. If he takes a loan, he dies. If he takes a gift, he dies. If he in any way acquires money that did not pass through a poker pot, he dies. These conditions cause The Professional to see every decision as a poker decision. The Professional is all meta-game, all the time.

I created The Professional to help me decide what to do. When I need some advice about a poker decision, I just ask The Professional.